There is no cake here.: Archive

"If you thought the water temple was hard, you...

The pick up line I’m hoping to one day get.

Jan 1st

heyysammiek: eatyourpie: meoooow. Jeez I’d take him kitten or not.

Dec 31st

I don't need a new years kiss

Just please come play the floor is made of lava until the ball drops.

Dec 31st

“Dude but if I had a penis I’d totally help you out.”

– Justine, Always looking out for me willing to fuck me?

Dec 31st

Watch

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Dec 31st

“Remember when we tried to let Erin play and was all “She could chop...”

– Justine, reminiscing

Dec 31st

I'm going to resist memories in 2010 and find some...

Dec 30th

Listen, I've got a few choice words for you...

Such as: Hey! Could we maybe hang out cause your pretty chill?

Dec 30th

Boxers>Briefs

Dec 30th

Listening to an orchestra play every song from...

Sweet sweet dreams. Thank you :]

Dec 30th

From spiders to marsh creatures and beyond

Dec 30th

Just ordered my new phone

Goodbye piece of shit that can’t hold a charge.

Dec 30th

They threw out my cake so i’m having a beer instead. Fair trade

Dec 30th

I still really want to play "The floor is made of...

Do you understand how strong the urge is?

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

You look pretty in your fancy dress, but I detect unhappiness. You never speak so I have to guess you’re not free… -The Raconteurs

Dec 29th

All of you seem so glum just when I'm at peace.

What happened?

Dec 29th

Not sleeping

Thinking about: Montauk Ukulele Beards Texas Coffee Wind Breakfast Driving Napping And the sound of ice cracking.

Dec 29th

I really want to play "The floor is made of lava"

Dec 29th

I might do something impulsive tomorrow.

It will only hurt a little. (edit: Wednesday probably instead)

Dec 29th

Bitches aint shit...

Chris told Andrew to suck my dick at work tonight. They know me too well.

Dec 29th

Tomorrow I get to tick

like a time bomb…waiting waiting waiting.

Dec 29th

She likes the same line from that same song that I...

It made me smile a bit.

Dec 29th

We don’t have badges for mathematical excellence

Dec 29th

I've got you high

Literally cause I stopped you from smoking without you knowing it, but you were happy anyways. What now?!!?! Movies don’t happen in real life, do they?

Dec 28th

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She was in a coma for five months in london. He didn’t even know. Oh dear god.

Dec 28th

What if this is more like a movie then we thought?

Dec 28th

I miss it so much.

I just realized how many nights I wasted on the false assumption of manipulation. Bitch and moan. Let us start again. You go outside there, and I’ll walk past to get my coffee.

Dec 28th

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I can literally hear my brain shorting out. It keeps sounding like a mix of crunching snow and electricity in between my ears. It’s in short bursts of four and then a fizzle. What if this is a real problem?

Dec 27th

My phone is dead and I have no desire to turn it...

Dec 27th

Please don't be vexed

I don’t know anything about anything…

Dec 27th

The Secret Garden and The Little Princess are two of my favorite movies still. I haven’t gotten through the books yet but I’m sure I’d love them as well.

Dec 27th

Thank you for giving me the reservoir

With little truth through all my daydreams, you gave me the reservoir and we sunbathed.

Dec 27th

I haven't said this in a while but...

I need human heat in the worst way.

Dec 27th

Too tired to eat, too hungry to sleep

Dec 26th

“the kind of hugs that you actually have to say “hey i got shit to do.”

– You, who made me smile far too much

Dec 26th