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Sun Apr 6
Luke’s out for the day? Guess it’s just me and you now #sorryimnotsorry #thatrumtumtuggerthough #best$2spent

Luke’s out for the day? Guess it’s just me and you now #sorryimnotsorry #thatrumtumtuggerthough #best$2spent

Wed Mar 26
Remembering how to forget sleep is like riding a bicycle…because it’s also something you can do while awake.

Remembering how to forget sleep is like riding a bicycle…because it’s also something you can do while awake.

Tue Mar 11
Timbers super jealous of our buffalo wing dinner. πŸ˜ΏπŸ—πŸ—πŸ— (at The Yogurt Wall)

Timbers super jealous of our buffalo wing dinner. πŸ˜ΏπŸ—πŸ—πŸ— (at The Yogurt Wall)

Thu Feb 27

Girl scout cookie coffee creamer is my jam.

That about sums up 2014 for me.

Sun Feb 16
Peep that sweet produce. Thank you Hollywood farmers market!!!! #greatjob

Peep that sweet produce. Thank you Hollywood farmers market!!!! #greatjob

Fri Feb 7
I’m learning so many things about emogis πŸ˜•

I’m learning so many things about emogis πŸ˜•

I stumbled onto a website with descriptions for every emogi and this “persevering” face description tickles me. As if anyone uses it to describe anything but constipated. Get your facts straight.

I stumbled onto a website with descriptions for every emogi and this “persevering” face description tickles me. As if anyone uses it to describe anything but constipated. Get your facts straight.

Thu Jan 30
Who needs side boob when you’ve got side bang like this, eat your heart out 2014.

Who needs side boob when you’ve got side bang like this, eat your heart out 2014.

Fri Jan 24
Fresh and sleazy, off to trade corduroys for tiny desk #canttakeinstagramseriously #A++

Fresh and sleazy, off to trade corduroys for tiny desk #canttakeinstagramseriously #A++

Wed Dec 25
Merry Christmas!!! πŸ˜ΉπŸŽ…πŸŽ„ (at the yogurt wall)

Merry Christmas!!! πŸ˜ΉπŸŽ…πŸŽ„ (at the yogurt wall)